The Neighbor

The Neighbor
by Ramses1 about 2 hours ago
See The Great Crocodile Watching a Man Dressed in a 'Little Green Man' Costume

The man is carrying a sign that says, "Take Me, I'm Uber-Sophisticated"

The Great Crocodile Points at the man and says,

"If you think of 'Free Speech' as a Post Office, that asshole is the psycho with an Assault Rifle, working independently."

The Great Crocodile Looks at a man in an expensive suit who is pretending not to be following Her, She asks the man in the expensive suit,

"Hey, did you creeps hear about My SNAFU at the Football Game the other night? Here, I'll give you something to bring back to the creeps.

There is a man in Indiana corresponding with an Entity many Light Years away, yet he thinks the other party in the correspondence lives in Nebraska.

CONVERSELY

There is a self-identified 'genius' in California corresponding with an entity in New York who the 'genius' thinks is in a distant part of the Galaxy.

Monkeys learn to communicate with the Past before they begin attempting to destroy everything with ill-conceived Time Travel.

Here's another one for you, creep. If you're trying to change past events for your own gain, Beav, who are you working against?

One more, Gilligan. If the Universe is teeming with Life, and that's an understatement as the Universe is teeming with Inter-Connected LAYERS of Life, then why are the majority of your Neighbors staying the fuck away from you?"


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Ramses1: about 2 hours ago | report | options
See The Great Crocodile Dining with Harold, She Lifts the Table Cloth to reveal a man in an expensive suit with a Notepad.

The Great Crocodile Leans down and says to the man,

"I don't recall signing any release allowing you to sneak peaks at My Perfectly Constructed Vagina.

Here, creep, I'll give you something for your Notes.

If you were looking at the Moon one night, and the Moon suddenly grew a Face, then Smiled at you, Winked and said,

'Nice night, ain't it?'

what would you do?"

The man remains silent, focused on the Implications of the Statement, "My Perfectly Constructed Vagina".

The Great Crocodile says

"Nevermind creep!"

She Looks to Harold and poses the same Scenario.

Harold responds,

"I'd say, 'That Sun, what a Trickster!'"

The Great Crocodile and Harold Laugh Together like Snobs over a $20,000 Dinner. The man under the Table writes in his Notebook

"The Devil, Superior Vagina?"

Ramses1: about 1 hour ago | report | options
See The Great Crocodile Hold Up a Magazine

on the cover you see a Smiling Orangutan.

The Great Crocodile says

"Somebody pushed this asshole's 'Self-Importance Button',

how 'perfect' do you consider the Orangutan to be?

Would you let him move into your House just to be close to his handsome smile, charm and all-around Awesomeness?

Or would you tell him to keep his hairy ass in the Jungle?

Do you think that other Intelligent Being's out there look at this Magazine cover and say, 'OH MY GOD! WE NEED THAT AWESOME MONKEY ON OUR PLANET! WE NEED THE 'LORDS OF THE MONKEY BOX!'?"

See an Orangutan with a Suitcase waiting by a Door.

The Great Crocodile Laughs and says,

"Hey Orangutan, haven't you ever heard of Trickster Nigerians?"

The Orangutan Makes a Silly Face

The Great Crocodile Raises Her Hands and Eyebrows, She says,

"Nevermind, you're a 'sophisticated Monkey'. However, I'm going to have to ask you to take your hairy ass back outside. If someone was coming through that Door to get you, I would have already ate 'em."

Ramses1: about 1 hour ago | report | options
See The Stone Statue with the Blue Form Hovering above it

See the Blue Form Holding a Wand, Rotating Clockwise

See a Crowd of Men and Women Orbiting the Statue, all moving Counter-Clockwise.

2Advocate7: about 1 hour ago | options
See the Highly Advanced Aquatic Humanoid Sail by

See her Exemplifying the Essence of Sophistication

Hear Twisted Sister Come Blasting Out of the Metals in her Equipment

"I Wanna Rock..."

A Shipmate appears at the Captain's side to Inquire

The Captain Touches a Monitor, turning the Volume down,

The Captain says,

"Saturn"

The Shipmate replies,

"Oh Dear"

2Advocate7: 43 minutes ago | options
See Sister Saturn, Left Side Saturn

See Sister Saturn in the Form of a Giant Blue Fanged Vixen

See Sister Saturn Roller-Skating on Her Rings

See Sister Neptune, Left Side Neptune

See Sister Neptune in the Form of a Giant Red Vixen with Wings

See Sister Neptune Roller-Skating on Her Rings, Skating in the Opposite Direction as Sister Saturn

See Sister Neptune Holler Out to Sister Saturn

"Hey Saturn, have you seen Santa Claus?"

See Sister Saturn reply,

"Nope"

See a Shiny Red and Gold X-Mas Package Fall from Her Fangs as She Speaks

See Sister Neptune Laugh and Skate On, A Streak of Red

See Sister Saturn Skate Faster and Faster

See Sister Saturn say,

"I Never Blush"

See Sister Saturn Smile

2Advocate7: 21 minutes ago | options
See the Wise Man with his Son

See the Son Trying to Emulate his Father

See the Son ask

"Dad, what do you want me to do today?"

See the Wise Man say

"Be a Sun,

not a Moon,

Fuck Off."